If you had to choose... would you rather (A) be breathtakingly beautiful but have to go to prison for five years, or (B) always be plain looking but never go to jail?

If you had to choose…would you rather be stuck in a one room cabin for two weeks during a severe snow storm with (A) George W. Bush,
or (B) Michael Jackson?

If you had to choose... would you rather (A) always be extremely rich but never meet the person of your dreams, or (B) never make more than minimum wage your whole life but find true love?

If you had to choose…would you rather (A) always have tons and tons of sex but it’s never better than mediocre (“oh…that again”), or (B) never have sex more than twice a year (once every six months) your entire life but both times are absolutely mind-blowing unbelievable? 

If you had to choose…would you rather (A) be famous but die at 58, or (B) always be anonymous but live until 98?

If you had to choose…would you rather be called (A) a creep, or (B) a cow?